cteranodon:
“Ace Attorney? Is it just about doing paperwork all day?”
“I need my video games to have more action than that.”
“But if you know the ending, then what’s the point of ever playing it again?”
“Matt Engarde is just misunderstood.”
“I refuse to play Apollo Justice because of what they did to Phoenix.”
“Video games aren’t supposed to be about the plot.”
“Franziska’s such a bitch.”
“You’re homophobic if you don’t ship Phoenix and Miles.”
Whippersnappers
hal90000:
my friend did one of these things on cowboy bebop so i promised her id do one about apollo justice
I went to church with my family tonight and the pastor said something that I think every Christian should hear
Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
-uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.
